I did it. I caused the fall of man from God’s grace today. It was so simple. Eve was incredibly gullible. I crawled into a snake’s mouth, possessed it, and just chatted her into doing literally the one thing God said that she couldn’t do. I just pretended to have already tried the fruit from the Forbidden Tree and told her “‘Goddess humane, reach then, and freely taste.’ (Milton 9.732) How simple was that? Take that God! You may have have banished me, but I won in the end hahahahahaha!!!